Total Medals Earned: 455 (From 85 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,795 Points
Medals Earned: 5/19 (125/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Dispense of the boy.
Win the game!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
You'll know it when you see it!
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
You are even worse than the undead...
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive and save two of your friends.
Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/180 points)
Fought 100 soldiers
100 headshots
Got all weapons
Fought 200 soldiers
Fought 500 soldiers
300 headshots
600 headshots. Because practice makes perfection.
Finished the game. Congratulations!
Medals Earned: 11/20 (115/460 points)
Kill 8 Aliens
Blow up 3 cars
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your health
Save 3 survivors
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Kill 10 crows
Find 1 secret area
Shoot out 10 lights
Kill 111 aliens
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Blow up 15 cars
Trash 54 trashcans
Save 11 survivors
Find all 18 secret areas
Kill 50 crows
Shoot out 128 lights
Complete all chapters
Medals Earned: 2/20 (20/450 points)
Save 4 survivors
Fully upgrade your grenade launcher
Fully upgrade your laser cannon
Kill 50 soldiers
Save 12 survivors
Blow up 13 cars
Kill 60 aliens
Kill 60 leapers
Trash 40 trashcans
Kill 200 enemies
Shoot out 100 lights
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/50 points)
+1 to being progressive!
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
First you get the money...
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Let's Go!